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Uh, yeah, Desu contributes. 
25th-Jun-2006 12:24 am


analyze: I'll leave an away message up.
shinigamixdesu: ...hee
shinigamixdesu: <3!!1
shinigamixdesu: ...dayum I AM
Auto response from analyze: Imagine if NiX did BL CDs for mangas.
analyze: NOW IMAGINE THE DIRTY SCENES.
analyze: ...and I'm goneeee. poofffy poof.
shinigamixdesu: SFDLSDJLDS
shinigamixdesu: I shall assault your away message
shinigamixdesu: with drama cd shenanigans.
analyze: I ALREADY HAVE A SMALL SCRIPT OF IT.
analyze: ...IN KRN BUT WUTEVUH.
shinigamixdesu: DFJLDSF
analyze: S.AS AOKAY. GONE RILLY. <3
shinigamixdesu: <33!!
shinigamixdesu: MIN is in CLASSROOM sitting on MIN DESK with CLASSBOOK
shinigamixdesu: FOOTSTEPS are heard as DOOR slides ...OPEN
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: hey babye, is everywan gone? ...boy probably wasn't a good idea to ask that AFTER I called you babye. huh.
shinigamixdesu: min: well it's your lucky day, no wan's here! otherwise me and my scholarship would have an appointment with your face later on.
shinigamixdesu: jjlin: *sechiivoicevibratothing* oops wrong room *leave*
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: CAN I MAKE A NEW KIND OF..."APPOINTMENT" WITH YOUR FACE ;D *trailshandondesk*
shinigamixdesu: min: ...why did you just say that.
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: .....because I think you have a fine badi?
shinigamixdesu: min: ....no. you said "trailshandondesk" as you did that.
shinigamixdesu: *SOMEWHEREFARAWAY*
shinigamixdesu: desu: HOLIESHIX STOP IMING ME YOU TOLD ME THIS A MILLION TIMES *LOOKSAGHAST* JJ WAT WAS THAT HORRID NOISE IN THE BACKTRACK
shinigamixdesu: *BACKTO...THE FUTURE*
shinigamixdesu: *...PRESENT*
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: ...did not. of course, I can narrate my actions, if it turns you on. never noticed that kink, though. *licks...the...backofmin'scollar*
shinigamixdesu: *FARAWAYAGAIN*
shinigamixdesu: desu: WUT IS THAT NOISE?!?!? DID HE RECORD A CHEWBACCA OR SOMETHING I'M NOT IMAGINING IT
shinigamixdesu: *BACKFORTHELASTTIMEUMG*
shinigamixdesu: *...LYING*
shinigamixdesu: desu: my wrist feels warm.
shinigamixdesu: *BACK*
shinigamixdesu: min: plx not to narrate. that takes me out of the mood.
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: .......*LIPSGOINSTRAIGHTLINE* I'M NOT SAYING ANYTHING
shinigamixdesu: min: ....you just did, and you also told me your lips were doing...that...thing. ................I never noticed how sechii that looks! *handatchin* how weird. usually I notice all those little details. like how your leg curves perfectly at the shin-
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: MIN. WHY.....UUHHH...YOU USUALLY DON'T ...GO INTO THAT MUCH..UHHH...DETAIL..
shinigamixdesu: min: ...you're doing the 'uhhhh' thing and you're not even speaking english.
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: ....I CAN MAKE YOU...GO..UHH
shinigamixdesu: min: ......why do people think you're suave. your innuendo suchs. *kicksfeet* junsu's rilly fuching perverted to. "FUCHING" hahaha that's a great wrrd, english has it's perks
shinigamixdesu: min: I MEANT TOO. UP THERE.
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: YOU CAN SEE YOUR SPELLING MISTAKES?
shinigamixdesu: *WAITBACKTODESU*
shinigamixdesu: DESU: UMG STOP. IMING ME WITH POINTLESS SMALL TALK AUGHHHGLKHSDSGHASDGKASDKGSDKLASD HLKSDFHKSDF =frustration.
shinigamixdesu: *BACKTO....GAD WUT THE HELL YOU GET IT ALREADY THIS IS JUST.....I CANNOTSTICKTOAPLOTWEKNOWTHIS YOU KNOW THIS I KNOW THIS JJLIN KNOWS THIS I JUST TYPOED KNOWS AHHLHAKAAH I'm just..very....wanting to wash my face.*
Auto response from analyze: Imagine if NiX did BL CDs for mangas.
shinigamixdesu: ..THAT THE QUESTION THAT STARTED IT
shinigamixdesu: min: are we....having time skips or something? I feel...interrupted
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: ......................*LEERSSUGGESTIVELY?*
shinigamixdesu: min: ....interrupted meant interrupted. srsly. I don't mean liek. turned on or anything.
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: .....YES THEY WENT TO SLEEP
shinigamixdesu: min: WUT
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: I FEEL SICK
shinigamixdesu: min:.....
shinigamixdesu: yoochun:....gad for a minute...I felt liek a 15 year old girl named desu who lives with 6 attractive men in an apartment with 2 bedrooms, and who got one all to herself, and the other, the 6 attractive men (who can also clean) had to bed down in the other room, and who thinks 'bed down' sounds dirty. so anyways. she liek....gets to chronicle the developing relationships of these men with her good friend taka because if she knew that kid she wouldn't have to do this CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT thing and.....yeah. just for a moment.
shinigamixdesu: min: .....that...is a very...specific feeling.
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: ...I'm very articulate with my words.
shinigamixdesu: *FARAWAY, KANDADOO*
shinigamixdesu: desu: HAY GUYS I LEARNED CIVILISATION HAS THINGS CALLED LIEK.....GRAMMAR...AND SHIX.
shinigamixdesu: *BACK TO THE PRESENT, JENNIFER*
shinigamixdesu: min: we've been in a classroom for 45 minutes.
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: yeah, and we're NOT doing it. this has gotta be some kind of record.
shinigamixdesu: min: *LEANSBACKONHANDS* ...*SULTRYLOOKOVER* WE-
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: *SHOVESHIMONDESK*
shinigamixdesu: min: holie crap I didn't even get to FINISH my seductive shockingly not innocent invitation!
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: do you think I can't get that anytime.
shinigamixdesu: *HEY*
shinigamixdesu: desu: I just read this song title as "In The Woogle" ....that was a POINTLESS song. it was fuching crickets chirping. I still love JJ Lin.
shinigamixdesu: *MMCHICKABANGBANG*
shinigamixdesu: desu: ....it's BAMP CHICKA Bow wow you jerks *fadesaway as we transition*
shinigamixdesu: min: I really don't like this feeling
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: *ontopofmin!* ..................* HURTLOOK*
shinigamixdesu: min: .....not you.
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: ...*HURTLY....MAKESOUT...WITH MIN. ...LOOKINGHURT*
shinigamixdesu: min: you have my sympathy, totalllyyy. *DROLLLOOK*
shinigamixdesu: *SE7ENBODYJERKS*
shinigamixdesu: desu: ....droll is such a ugly wrrd. sounds liek troll.
shinigamixdesu: *andtaebincomesrunnnninggg.woohoo.*
shinigamixdesu: *ANNATSUCHIYAWHORESALITTLE*
shinigamixdesu: so liek. .................wut the hell I............................................................................................................................................................< MAKES ME LAUGH. YOU FAAANY.
shinigamixdesu: I just had a tender moment with my little brother cat
shinigamixdesu: min: YOOCHUN....I...
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: *********BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUSHHHHH**** MIN-AH
shinigamixdesu: cat: *putspawonshoulder* ...I understand
shinigamixdesu: min: THANK YOU, CAT-AH, FOR YOUR BLESSINGS *TEARYEYES*
shinigamixdesu: min: *KNEELS* YOOCHUN-HYUNG....WILL YOU....TAKE MY SELF AS YOUR LOVELY BRIDE
shinigamixdesu: desu: MAXIMUS!!!!
shinigamixdesu: cat(maximus): *PAWSFREEZE ONKEYBOARD* OU SHIX *FLEE*
Auto response from analyze: Imagine if NiX did BL CDs for mangas.
shinigamixdesu: desu: I leave for...yea that's right you're away!!- 5 minutes to go get a glass of water, and my cat writes my porn ......crapfor me
shinigamixdesu: *LATER (YESATIMESKIP)*
shinigamixdesu: maximus!: *clicks"dbskcomm"* lol have u guys seen thse rare phtos of hero ^^ XD ^_^ _o_ canu ul all thy musk vido plz!!1 ~**~*~tyyyy^0^
shinigamixdesu: dante! A CAT! a gay cat. max's lifepartner: .......................................*HEADSTARTSTOWOBBLEALITTLE*
shinigamixdesu: min: I JUST GOT "CATTALKED" AT ; D ;
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: eugh, liek we need to know about that chick's cats. dayum
shinigamixdesu: leehom: PARDON THE INTERRUPTION.
shinigamixdesu: min: ....*handinyoochun'spants* ...*hasahanduphisshirt* ..who the hell are yu.
shinigamixdesu: leehom: I came to tell...*OUTOFBREATHSUDDENLY* urgent news..HUFF. HUFF. *mussesuphair* HUFF. it.....feels a little...liek pee *LEEHOMHASDIEDINJIN'S ARMS*
shinigamixdesu: jin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUu
shinigamixdesu: wangleehom says "ALL...YOURS...BAYBE...." *CHOKEEYESWIDENTHENSOFTENAS HE DIES, LOOKING ANGELIC IN THE MIDMORNINGSUN....THEN WENOTICE WET SPOT ON PANTS HAHAHAA STUPID BOY!!!*
shinigamixdesu: min: WAIT A MINUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEe.
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: yes, darling *sparklyeyes*
shinigamixdesu: min: *removeshandfromass* this is only midmorning? the authoress, with her crummy scene setting skills, implied it was...afterschool or something. or at least before school. and we've been here for more than an hour anyways. just what are the conditions of this perimetre? is it corporal? do the stages of psycholin-
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: STOP. *replaceshand* go on.
shinigamixdesu: leehom: *PUTSONGLASSES* dr. min, you don't mean to imply-!!!
shinigamixdesu: maximus: *PUTSONGLASSES* haha asses, I DO BELIEVE HE DOES. THIS WRRLD....IS UNDEAD.
shinigamixdesu: leehom: ....kitty!
shinigamixdesu: leehom: ....*looksexpectantlyatjin* ....*bouncebounce* kitty!
shinigamixdesu: jin: ..............*SIGH*
shinigamixdesu: justinlo: ME AND MY BOYFRIEND JUST DECIDED TO JOIN THE OTHER GAY CHINESE PEOPLE HERE-
shinigamixdesu: roy: JUSTIIINNNN
shinigamixdesu: justinlo: SHUSH ROY WE NEED TO ACCEPT AND EMBRACE OUR RELATIONSHIP. *PLACESROY'SARMONHISWAIST*
shinigamixdesu: roychow!: *GRUMBLESENDEARINGLY*
shinigamixdesu: jjlin: ...am I gay?
shinigamixdesu: desu: HEEHEE PROBABLY
shinigamixdesu: min: .....*BURSTSINTOTEARS* THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE SKI
shinigamixdesu: desu: ...*BURSTSINTOTEARS* ARE YOU INSULTING MY WRAITING SKILLS NOFAIR U SUCK U STUPD DUMBJUNK ;_;
shinigamixdesu: jjlin: CAN'T EVEN FIND A STRANGER THIS TIEMMMMM...WHY AM IIIII STILL HOLDING BACK MY TEARSSSS. IN THIS LONELINESS THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO FEARRR...WHY AM I STILL TALKING TO MYSELF....HOPING YOU WILL HAVE THE KEYS TO MY SELFFFF...
Auto response from analyze: Imagine if NiX did BL CDs for mangas.
shinigamixdesu: JJLIN'S BALLAD causes USER DESU to start CRYING
shinigamixdesu: USER MIN uses PHOENIX DOWN
shinigamixdesu: desu:
shinigamixdesu: .....
shinigamixdesu: that actually sat there for a while
shinigamixdesu: DESU has decided ALL USERS have to DIE in order to END THIS THING
shinigamixdesu: deathcount so far: leehom,...possibly desu, since she's a corporal undead and all
shinigamixdesu: desu: I'm a hopping corpse!!1 8D
shinigamixdesu: min: *FALLSINTOYOOCHUN'SARMS*
shinigamixdesu: *caocaostartsplaying*
shinigamixdesu: min: *COUGHSUPBLOODWHICHATTRACTIVELYTRAILSDOWNFROMHISLIPS* YOOCHUN....
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: MIN!!1 DON'T TALK. *.....letshimanyways*
shinigamixdesu: min: I....................I...loveyou......................*COUGHSAGAIN*
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: ..............................................dude. that's been established
shinigamixdesu: min: .............fuch I rilly wasted my confession on that. ouk. um. makeitquick uh I ACTUALLY HATE YOUR SUNDAYPANTS, THEY'RE DISGUSTING
shinigamixdesu: yoochun: .............................................*eyeswater* you don't mean that, min wait, you're gonna live, MIN!!!
shinigamixdesu: min: *EYES...CLOSE...DRAMATICALLY* I LOVE....YOU...THOUGH
shinigamixdesu: desu: .......................................................lol I was just gonna....kill....justin lo here...*swingsarmaroundhisshoulders*
shinigamixdesu: justinlo: *.................facedarkens*
shinigamixdesu: roychow: *LOOKSLIGHTLYINTERESTED*
shinigamixdesu: jjlin: and so. the saga of ski....has ended tragically. *sechiivoiceshudderthing* do this with me. ....I'll distract you with my arms.
shinigamixdesu: THE CAMERA BEGINS TO PAN OUT
shinigamixdesu: ...in the distance we see min climbing on yoochun's back for a piggyback ride
shinigamixdesu: and roychow dragging justinlo off to the halloween clothing store to look into some zombie makeup kits
shinigamixdesu: leehom and jin just....staring at each other GAD THEY CREEP ME OUT
shinigamixdesu: and jj lin.......standing there with his arms outstretched. .......................OU GAD THAT GIRL'S GOING TO TACKLE HIM I CAN'T W- ..................that...had to hurt
shinigamixdesu: ..is that blood
shinigamixdesu: ....the camera has to be liek....in the next galaxy by now.
shinigamixdesu: OUK YEA LE FIN..ITO....SEEBOO
shinigamixdesu signed off.
Comments 
25th-Jun-2006 06:35 pm (UTC)
LMFAO DIES
26th-Jun-2006 09:01 pm (UTC)
I apologise for your death. here's a coupon.
27th-Jun-2006 01:47 am (UTC)
only if that coupon has moar ski buttsekz then ok
27th-Jun-2006 01:54 am (UTC)
oops it was a free zombie revival coupon.


but I have several other kinds!!1 ....you need die a few times though.
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