Woooo, my last archive. My spamming tendencies have begun to deteriorate. SAVE ME FROM THIS IMP LIKE FAITH. *coughs* Yes. Spam spam.
Full Moon again.
Haii I gotssshh a lesshp.
"HAAAYYY, U WANNA TACH MAI NEEPLEE?"
"Hi, I'm the yellow tooth. I look like corn. Don't brush it, don't brush it. I'm the yellow tooth." [*-Dane Cook.]
Crippled people can still get head.
Do you have trouble with constipation and diarrhea - well, try our new Rallei; designed to make your life a little easier.
Goofy's gota brand new bag. [Don't think anyone will get this. Why the hell am I commenting in here?]
Has your doctor given you too much silicone, need to get them removed? Call 180 PUCKER.
Contemplenting sour-sucker-suicide? Get your pack at your local Wal Mart.
This goes beyond
words.Not getting any? See something you like? Dial 456 MAN-MEAT.
ZomgFabio.OFFER STILL AVAILABLE.
I am Ron, hear me roar. [*Taken from PoA.]
Wrinkle cream QT that does miracles even during the toughest stress.
Min was always the drama queen when it came to Hamlet.SU - KOREAN MAN BEEF --- OFFER STILL AVAILABLE.
I love BDSM parties, why wasn't I invited?
Micky looks for five year olds.Let's hear it for the boy! Let's hear it for my baby!
[*Taken from a QaF scene.]
Min. a.k.a sticky fingers.
Wedgies comes at the worst times - consult your physician today.
Involuntary erections? Viagra comes at the worst times? 864 BONER.
Seriously, Micky = the new Jesus?U-NEED -- REMOVAL OF TEETH FOR INCREASED ORAL PLEASURE. STILL AVAILABLE.Provided climax to the max.
STD's, you may never know who has them.ORAL EXPERT - ORAL SERVICE - FREE OF CHARGE. STILL AVAILABLE.
The new chocolate lipbalm with added sperm.STILL AVAILABLE.NIPPERS INCLUDED.ORDER TWO - GET HALF PRICE OFF. LIMITED OFFER -- $599.95 FOR FIVE. (HAREM SOLD SEPERATELY)