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fun that, pump that --
pump that is a perfectly acceptable phrase.
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2nd-Mar-2006 12:30 pm
This comm has been a bit inactive for a bit, but I shall kick Desu into posting something soon. In the meanwhile I'm continuing my little spam archive. Before I do that I'd like to take the time to mention that I re-did the whole community. midnight_pump Not all that fancy since I was lazy, but too traumatized by the old one. Now you can actually see without having to wear a flashlight. Now, onto the spam. Yah? 8f



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I don't got nothing up my bumhole.

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Micky: No, they meant a douche in case ya know stuck up y--
Jae: Douche?

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Micky: YOUR ASS.
Jae: He said bum bum.

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Jae: Can we get a douche afterwards?

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Micky: Now I want an anorexic penis stuck up my ass.
Jae: Didya hear him say pee pee?

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Micky: You'd stick your cock in my ass just for me, Su?

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Jae: But his isn't skinny..
Micky: Stfu.

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Creepy looking guy: I wanna /douche/ his ass.

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But I want a pee pee stuck inside me, too.

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Su: Well you can stick your penis in Jae's ass.
Micky: Wait -- what?

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Micky: But his ass smells...
Jae: I do my turds from there.

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Jae: What do you mean Meke's pee pee is too big?

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Jae: YUNNIE-AH. YOU GOT A SMALL PEE PEE.

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Micky: Listen, bro. You ain't gonna get sum if you tell people that.
Jae: Get sum?

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Jae: What's get sum?
Su: ....

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Jae: Can I get sum, too?!
Su: *plugs in earphone* You inale...

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Man: -- AND THEN YOU GRAB THE ASS.
Micky: Woooh sensei teach us great tricks...wooooh.
Jae: He said hiney.

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You grab zee ass.

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And squeeze.

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Jae: What do I squeeze?

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Jae: What do I squeeze, Micky?!

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'And then you hold around the penis..'
Micky: Hmhmm. *fist motion*
Jae: But what do I squeeze??

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Su: And then he just rammed his cock in me.
Min: I want to be rammed someday...

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'Against the wall is most preferable...'
Jae: I hate you cause you not telling me what to squeeze.

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Jae: So you 'pump' what like this?
Su: ...

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Micky: He doesn't even know how to MASTURBATE.

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Micky: -- So I've seen Yunho's cock being this tiny.
Su: I want a longer cock than this..

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'You nip the cheeck, yeh right there folks--'
Jae: ...I want a douche.

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Micky: Douuuuche.
Jae: Can you pump me?
Su: ...

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Jae: Su doesn't wanna pump me, sir!

Comments 
2nd-Mar-2006 06:03 pm (UTC)
8D YUNHO HAS A SMALL PEE PEE. shdfkljsdlfk <3
2nd-Mar-2006 09:10 pm (UTC)
You're saying this as if this is actual news. ;d
2nd-Mar-2006 09:58 pm (UTC)
looool. ....it takes me TIME. ......WHEN THE WOOHOO HAPPENS. THIS COMMUNITY WILL BE FLOODED TRUST ME
2nd-Mar-2006 10:03 pm (UTC)
WELL, I CAN ALWAYS TRY AND OIL YOU UP IN THE MEANTIME. HOPING YOU'D BE REMOTELY SIMILAR TO THE TINMAN.
2nd-Mar-2006 10:05 pm (UTC)
don't make me sic the minray on your ass.
2nd-Mar-2006 10:10 pm (UTC)
Ooooouuuu, I'm so scared. Don't you think I can just distract him with the Yoochunray?
2nd-Mar-2006 10:16 pm (UTC)
minray: *glideglideglide*;;;
desu: *rides away on dongbangrays* fuch you min!!!!


...seawrrld will be interesting.
3rd-Mar-2006 01:39 am (UTC)
I HAVE SEEN THIS SOMEWHERE BEFORE.
BUT IT STILL MAKES ME CACKLE.
8D
3rd-Mar-2006 01:42 am (UTC)
Oh, these? Are all over the places. I could make my own crack billboards. If they were only half-decent and not entirely douche-y. Yanno what I'm sayin'? ;d


GEE WIZ. HERE'S SOME CHEESE FIZ TO FIX THAT RIGHT UP. ♥
3rd-Mar-2006 01:45 am (UTC)
*didnt understand a single word of that paragraph* Right. *nods*

CHEESE FIZ MAKES ME THROW UP UNATTRACTIVELY BUT YOU WIN AT RYHMES. ♥
3rd-Mar-2006 01:51 am (UTC)
IT'S ALL ABOUT THE METAPHORS, BABE. ♥ [Please ignore me since I have no idea on what I'm saying half the time.]



Vomit tastes like garlic.
3rd-Mar-2006 01:51 am (UTC)
*NODS HEAD FRANTICALLY* YES, THAT MUST BE IT ♥ [I know, I know sweet. 8D]



That doesnt rhyme. 8D
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